life support: In Third party controllers, Wozniak states that he is on life support "because he felt like it".
Lie about plastic deficiency to get a free Wii Zapper syndrome: In Wii Accessories, Wozniak starts a health initiative to bring awareness to plastic deficiency as he had supposedly been diagnosed with it, however, he then states that he lied about his diagnosis of plastic deficiency to get a free Wii Zapper, giving him lie about plastic deficiency to get a free Wii Zapper syndrome.Yeast Infection: In Chia Pet Wozniak attempts to pour Chia seeds on his head to feel like the Chia pets, later when he called the doctor he was told that they had given him a Yeast Infection on his head.Bill that he's been diagnosed with Disappointment. Disappointment: In E3 2017 Wozniak is told by Dr.Later when Wozniak received an official statement from his doctor saying that if he didn't do something about his mild congestion he was gonna die in 60 to 70 years. Mild Congestion: In Limited Edition Consoles, Wozniak gets diagnosed with mild congestion, which causes him to talk about what sick people talk about, limited edition consoles.Obsessive-compulsive disorder ( OCD): In Player's Choice Wozniak mentions how he unknowingly has OCD when talking about how he likes consistency in his games' spine.Stealing Every Copy of Madden 18 out of Spiteitus: In A Very Madden 08 Christmas Wozniak steals a bunch of copies of the (then) newest Madden NFL Football game, Madden 18, which caused him to be diagnosed with Stealing Every Copy of Madden 18 out of Spiteitus.Most Peopleitus: In A Very Madden 08 Christmas Wozniak says he's been diagnosed with Most Peopleitus, which made him numb to Madden 08's effects, he, however, lost it later.It is also confirmed he has it in Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury: A Critical Third Look where his dentist diagnoses him with Scoliosis. in The WiiWare Chronicles I, when Wozniak is playing Sexy Poker, and playing against Sakura, she says that if Wozniak impresses him she'll give him her special treatment, Wozniak responds to her statement by saying that he really needs help with his Scoliosis and her special treatment would be useful, confirming he has Scoliosis.
Not Giving A Shit About LootCrate: In Subscription Boxes Wozniak says in the Ending gag that he's been diagnosed with Not Giving A Shit About LootCrate in the past 12 minutes.Game! that he has not been cured of his anxiety. It is later confirmed in Let's Make A Smash Bros. Anxiety: In A Very Madden 08 Christmas mentions how he feels overwhelmed with anxiety, how bad the anxiety was is however unknown.Osteoporosis: In The WiiWare Chronicles V Wozniak repeatedly says " I have a Wii loaded with WiiWare games!" until a doctor says to Wozniak" You have Osteoporosis", Wozniak looked shocked by the news.Color blindness: Wozniak has mentioned throughout several videos that he's colorblind, but he confirmed that he's actually colorblind in an AMA on the Nintendo subreddit.He often exaggerates things and often speaks in a dried, sarcastic, and absurd tone. Scott Wozniak plays a fictional and exaggerated version of himself for his Scott the Woz YouTube persona. Ghosts, Ghosts and More Ghosts (founder, owner) Target Employee (former speed date, former employee) I Dont Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick To Play Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone (childhood friend) Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses (florist)ĭaniel from Karate Kid Chia Pet (former pet) Leaky Steve (leaker on Critique that Leak) Homeless Man McGee (gave iTunes gift card to) Wrong Opiniony Mike (unknown affiliation) Jerry Attricks (former therapist, former client, former speed date) Steel Wool (persued by, attempted killer) Rex Mohs (former employee, former client, former speed date) Wendy's Employee (received advice from, former client, former employee) Jeb Jab (former co-member, former client, former employee) Terry Lesler (former co-member, former client, former speed date, former employee) Vegans Anonymous Gathering (former member of)